Rise Of the Reds
Well its been awhile since i shared a joke, and since today was nothing special, i decided to share it =P As you know, the Americans are the ones who won then cold war, here's a version of the war in terms of Dogfighting:
America vs. Russia
The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at the entire Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
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Alright, back to just plain blogging,
Today, nothing new, school and science research, but at least the afternoon was quite 'enjoyable', Van and Ben came to my house for a study session, and as usual, for a new guest to my house i would normally give a tour of the area, like i said, my house is far from the school, but the enviroment is nice =P
Did finish my chemistry, and well we ended up talking about school, classmates and past events that happened as Van, who just transfered in mid-last year, wanted to know more about the class... talked for at least 1hr i guess, at least we got to know about each others problems we faced and opinion on our classmates..... Well, it was quite interesting to know how others feel about you and to get some load off my back. Friendship is a wonderful thing, tresure it while you can.......
~~God Bless~~
